WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RECIPE

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Let me start by saying I love online recipes, and appreciate food bloggers. They're good at what they do and my kitchen would be a bland, sad place without them, but their actual blogs are often eye-searing nightmare fuel.

Whilst wading through rambling anecdotes, affiliate link disclaimers, autoplay videos and other assorted horseshit, I (and, I'm guessing, you) often find myself exclaiming, "Where the fuck is the recipe?!"

So here they are: the recipes. Just the recipes.

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